I love to go to sports events. Love, love, love sports. Anybody running around in an outfit with a stripe on it, I want to watch them do it.
Take boxing, the simplest, stupidest sport of all. It's almost as if these two guys are just desperate to compete with each other, but they couldn't think of a sport. So they said, "Why don't we just pound each other for forty-five minutes? Maybe someone will come watch that."
It's strange, two guys in shorts competing for a belt. They should award them slacks or a shirt.
The real problem it that you have two guys fighting who have no prior argument. They should have the boxers come into the ring in little cars, drive around a little bit, eventually there's an accident. They get out...
"Didn't you see my signal?"
"Look at that fender!"
Then you'd see a real fight!
1 comment:
I don't like boxing, because it seems like senseless violence to me. Now soccer, with all those cute guys running around in shorts is another matter. ;)
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