Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Men and women will never understand each other...

It is a little overwrought!

Men and women will never understand each other. I know! You girls know! We all know, that never is going to happen.

Why men behave in stranger ways that women will find it hard to believe? I don’t know. I’m pretty sure nobody knows yet.

I my self never understand women. I cannot even imagine how a woman can take hot boiling wax pure it in her upper thighs and rip the hair off their roots and still be afraid of a tiny spider. I am not spending any more time on this.

I know most of you women right know reading to this are thinking: “I wonder what is going on, on that little brain of his? I bet you I could manipulate that?” - “I am pretty sure you can do that to me.”

Well, do you really want to know what a man thinks about it? I will tell you: - “Nothing”, “Absolutely nothing”. We just walk around and check stuff out. That is what we are known for.. We work because we are forced too, but other than that we just stay put.

Probably you are thinking right now: - “If this is all true, than what is going on really?”

Hahaha.., Men were created because god need it some servant to be under his orders. We figured out we are part of this project called life and here we are the same as thousand years ago.

Men are always rude, drank most of the times, falling off the stairs, and making kissing noises and still finding a way to get to beautiful women. I know what you girls thinking again at this moment. You are saying to your self: --No. No, my man is different, I am working on him, and this is not true.”

Well look for your self, because: - IT IS TRUE.

No matter how poorly we behave we men end up with women anyway. How many of you beautiful girls out there reading this topic, have had this kind of thought through your mind every time you dated a new guy. Every single time, I bet. Right???

I know dating is hard, and believe it or not dating to me looks the same as a job interview, with the only different in the dating process, most of the time you end up naked, willing to meet your new coo-worker. Hahaha..

FOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN