What's with the age gap hiring policy at most movie theaters?
Did you ever notice, they never hire anyone between the ages of fifteen... and eighty, you know what I mean?
Like, the girl that sells you the ticket, she's ten. Then there's the guy who rips the ticket, he's a hundred and two. So, what happened in the middle, there? You couldn't find anybody? It's like they want to show you how life comes full circle. You're fifteen you sell the tickets. Then you leave,
you go out,
you have a family,
kids,
marriage,
career,
grandchildren,
eighty years later,
and you're back in the same theater three feet away. Ripping tickets.
Took you eighty years to move three feet...?
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